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In-Crowd BS Phrasing!!

Need some phrases to blow them away? No, they don't make sense, but they sound good and that's what counts isn't it?


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These are from a "Dilbert Quotes" contest (unfortunately, we've lost the reference) for amazingly dumb things said by bosses.


"As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks."

Fred Dales, Microsoft (This won the contest).


"What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter."

Lykes Lines Shipping


"E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business."

Accounting Manager - Electric Boat Company (They make submarines for the US Navy. Makes you feel real confident doesn't it?)


"This project is so important, we can't let things that are more important interfere with it."

Advertising/Marketing Manager - United Parcel Service


"Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule."

No company listed, but it could be almost anyone.


"We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees."

Switching Supervisor - AT&T Long Lines Division


A memo from senior management: "This is to inform you that a memo will be issued today regarding the memo mentioned above."

Legal Affairs - Microsoft


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